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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

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polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

gloomyresident:

maniacaltoaster:

gloomyresident:

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isolde13:

pacificnorthwesternraindrop:

Gaga’s reaction to the people booing at One Direction

You know, my brother swim couch once went to one of her concerts and got trampled by a bunch of people and Lady Gaga saw it happen. She stopped the concert to pull her out of the crowd and bring her back stage for ice and bottled water. Lady Gaga is a saint.

This is so incredibly cool of her, I can’t even. 

Huh, people expressing their displeasure for a shitty band they don’t like? That’s really fucked up.

You know what? No. 

I don’t normally reply to the negative shit that gets added to the stuff I reblog out of courtesy or not wanting to get on a follower’s bad side or whatever, but right now I don’t give a fuck. 

Nobody deserves to be booed. I don’t fucking care if you don’t like the band. I don’t even like the fucking band. I could give two shits about what One Direction is doing, but they’re human fucking beings. They’re human beings that have to perform for thousands of people almost everyday. And here, they have to get up in front of thousands of people, recording artists, and the millions of people who watch this broadcast, only to be fucking booed? Fuck that shit. Nobody deserves that shit. How would you like it if you got up on stage to present something or accept an award or make a speech and people started booing you? That’d suck, right? It’d be humiliating, heartbreaking, it’d piss you off. So what right does ANYONE have to do that to them. You wanna express your displeasure? Yeah, you do it on your blog, but these people shouldn’t be fucking doing it to them when they’re up there in front of millions of people at an event where they’re supposed to be fucking professionals. Fuck that fucking bullshit. It is fucked up and you’re fucked up for thinking that this kind of thing is okay. 

Actually… yeah. That was fucked up of me to say. Sorry.

Genuinely happy to see a confrontation end well for a change. 

(Source: germnotta)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

shadava:

jillianluvpsych:

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK

cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.

FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Blade
Blade II
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher
Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

FUGGIN BAT DUDE

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES

 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Fantasia
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Reluctant Dragon
Bambi 
Saludos Amigos 
Victory Through Air Power 
The Three Caballeros 
Make Mine Music 
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella 
Alice in Wonderland 
Peter Pan
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
Lady and the Tramp 
Old Yeller 
Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
Sleeping Beauty 
Swiss Family Robinson 
101 Dalmatians
The Sword in the Stone 

Mary Poppins 
That Darn Cat 
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug 
The Aristocats 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
The Million Dollar Duck 
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again 
Pete’s Dragon 
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift 
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective 
Oliver & Company 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
The Little Mermaid 
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
The Rescuers Down Under 
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
Aladdin
The Lion King 
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
James and the Giant Peach 
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Hercules 
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Mulan
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Tarzan 
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie 
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Dinosaur 
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
Monsters, Inc. 
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch 
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
Brother Bear 
Finding Nemo 
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie 
Stitch! The Movie 
The Jungle Book 2 
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
The Incredibles 
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Chicken Little
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Tarzan II 
Bambi II 
Brother Bear 2 
Cars 
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2 
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinker Bell 
Wall-E
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Cars 2
Mars needs moms
Frankenweenie
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
Planes
Monsters University
Frozen

SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES

Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
Monsters, Inc.
Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 

LORD OF THE RINGSSSS

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king

THE HOBBIT HELL YEA

The hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug

THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES

the hunger games
the hunger games: catching fire

POKEMON IS COOL TOO

Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened

SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP

white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
Juno
Without A Paddle
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club

TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)

the nightmare before christmas
sleepy hollow
big fish
alice in wonderland
frankenweenie
beetlejuice
edward scissorhands
charlie and the chocolate factory
dark shadows 

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES

Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
Titanic (1997)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
Inception (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT

Lord of the Flies (1990)
Cry-baby (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Clueless (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Kids (1995)
Foxfire (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)

SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)

the purge 
the grudge 
the grudge 2 
the grudge 3 
the lost boys 
insidious 
insidious chapter 2 
one missed call 
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 
carrie (1976)
carrie (2013)
the conjuring 
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
The Omen
Sinister
The Hole

SHREK?

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After

STAR WARSSSS

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS

Attack on Titan
Black Butler
D.Gray-man
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater

MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 

The Office
Suburgatory
Puberty Blues
Breaking Bad
South Park
Workaholics
Adventure Time
Spongebob Squarepants 
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation 
Freaks And Geeks
Modern Family
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
Supernatural
Family Guy
American Dad!
Bob’s Burgers
Futurama
2 Broke Girls
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Community
Daria
Doctor Who
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Jersey Shore
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Lizzie McGuire
Malcolm In The Middle
Raising Hope
Regular Show
hannibal
sherlock

ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

You forgot Psych under TV shows. C’mon Son, that’s messed up! Great thing to watch when you’re feeling crappy! 

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO LINK ALL OF THESE D:

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