the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
You didn’t pick that up in high school?
oh my god toyota.
Canon PowerShot SD1400 IS
this is my brother and i protesting our tiredness and our family ignoring us
IM SO DEAD.
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real
Have a gif of Misha reading a bedtime story,
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
This is the best post
This photo set popped up just in time.